if i were a turkey

If I were a Turkey  even just for a day
I'd roll out of the oven in the morning
And throw on all my seasonings and go
Drink wine with the guys
And chase after hens
I'd cook it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they love to eat me


If I were a Turkey
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a hen
I swear I'd be a better Turkey
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you to the oven
And everything you had got eaten

couch

i would have this new game... called couch. where you sit on a nice soft couch for as long as you can. you can sleep eat whatever you want on this. and its a pretty fun sport. i like it. most the time i combine it with netflix. and its nice. i like it. i play couch all the time.

why da chicken crose da road

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her boyfriend was on the other side.


Why did the chicken cross the road ten times? 
Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!



Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take-your-child-to-work day.


Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn't be bothered!


What's the difference between a grape and a chicken? 
They're both purple, except the chicken!


Why did the monkey cross the road? 
Because the chicken retired.



these are literally the dumbest jokes ever theyre not even jokes? this is crazy theyre not even funny im done.

Freddy vs Chucky

One day Freddy was walking through costco in the Halloween section. And he sees chucky dolls. He thought this would be a good addition to his collection of dolls. so he bought Chucky and went home. When he got home he took chuck out of the box and put him in his grandmothers old rockingchair. Freddy went to the bathroom to tinkle really fast. ( in this time chucky gets up and goes to the kitchen to get a knife.) after freshining up freddy walks into the kitchen and sees chucky waiting. Freddy says "what in the world" and chucky runs and stabs him in his balls because he couldnt reach any higher. Freddy falls and chucky stabs him mutiply times. and tehn he sets the house on fire. then Chucky goes and lays infront of costco for his next vic.