Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her boyfriend was on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn't be bothered!
What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
They're both purple, except the chicken!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
these are literally the dumbest jokes ever theyre not even jokes? this is crazy theyre not even funny im done.
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