2015

Well i dont really ever remember much at they way beginning cause i forget everything. But near the beginning i became a bad person i went to jail a couple times. But its all good now. JK(;  But in the summer i got my first job at long john silvers. and i love eating their food so i loved that. then i turned 18. (for that we went to 6 flags.) then i got a second job. Then i moved into my own house. This is the year i had to start adulting and i dont like it. I got my first tattoo. now school is almost half way over and i still have to adult and i hate it .k.

snow go away

well snow the worst thing ever created. Sometimes it looks pretty but its not, its death. Literally. Its white, cold and wet. Doesnt sound like a fun combination to me. because its not, when your little you may like to freeze your butt off and you can go play it it and build cool things like igloos, or snowmen. But were in Illinois so it will be melted in a day anyways. you can get hypothermia, or frost bite. I dont know why anyone would ever like any of this. its sound like a reverse hell. And on top of that it kills seriously it kills people. because it think it can freeze or turn to slush on roads where people drive to work to try to make a living in this crap world.

im a spy

im in class. the bell rings. I dont go to my locker. i go to pe. then when the bell rings after that class i yet again dont go to my locker but i go to my history class, then when that class is over i go straight to senior seminar. But that is when my day is over so then i go to my locker. i open it up and see an envelope and read that i have secret mission. they hardest mission possible EVER...getting gwen a but... But i WILL do  it. so i go to walmart and get a butt pad. BOOM

if i were a turkey

If I were a Turkey  even just for a day
I'd roll out of the oven in the morning
And throw on all my seasonings and go
Drink wine with the guys
And chase after hens
I'd cook it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they love to eat me


If I were a Turkey
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a hen
I swear I'd be a better Turkey
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you to the oven
And everything you had got eaten

couch

i would have this new game... called couch. where you sit on a nice soft couch for as long as you can. you can sleep eat whatever you want on this. and its a pretty fun sport. i like it. most the time i combine it with netflix. and its nice. i like it. i play couch all the time.

why da chicken crose da road

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her boyfriend was on the other side.


Why did the chicken cross the road ten times? 
Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!



Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take-your-child-to-work day.


Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn't be bothered!


What's the difference between a grape and a chicken? 
They're both purple, except the chicken!


Why did the monkey cross the road? 
Because the chicken retired.



these are literally the dumbest jokes ever theyre not even jokes? this is crazy theyre not even funny im done.

Freddy vs Chucky

One day Freddy was walking through costco in the Halloween section. And he sees chucky dolls. He thought this would be a good addition to his collection of dolls. so he bought Chucky and went home. When he got home he took chuck out of the box and put him in his grandmothers old rockingchair. Freddy went to the bathroom to tinkle really fast. ( in this time chucky gets up and goes to the kitchen to get a knife.) after freshining up freddy walks into the kitchen and sees chucky waiting. Freddy says "what in the world" and chucky runs and stabs him in his balls because he couldnt reach any higher. Freddy falls and chucky stabs him mutiply times. and tehn he sets the house on fire. then Chucky goes and lays infront of costco for his next vic.

Top 20 Reason To Love Supernatural

    Dean:
1. Deans butt

2. Deans Voice
3. Deans Jawline
4. Deans bod
5, Deans eyes
6. Deans hair
7. Deans smile<3
8. Deans protective ways
9. Deans serious face
10. Deans ability to destroy evil (to protect me of course)



    Sam;
1. Sams hair
2. Sams smile
3. Sam abbs
4. Sams bod
5. Sams height
6. Sams heart
7. Sams knowledge
8. Sams sideburns
9. Sam, season one <3
10.Sams babyness  <3




             I just adore these boys and im going to win the lottery and theyre going to be my slaves <3

bby shoes 4 sale

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
One day as I was driving in the hood I saw this. Now normally I wouldn't be so excited but something cane over me. I parked on the side of the road. And walked up to the door. A man answered and I asked for the shoes and he said "yes take demand stupid thangs. So I did. I put them in my backseat and drove  off. Now I start to think why did I even buy these I had no reason to. So I threw them away and died

rotting nails through my chest.

The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long, rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open. Im now shaking and i go under my blanket cause that always seems to help... but why would that help? it doesn't. footsteps are getting closer to me. and then my blanket is thrown on to the floor. then i sit up open my eyes The creatures eyes turn black and i realized it was a demon. I grab my demon blade and stab her in the chest before she could do the same to me.. i think im fine so i go back to sleep... then all of a sudden my closet door creaks open..

i will not let it go

Walking into The Kingdom of Arendelle. Im searching for the Elsa..but i figure she may be hard to get to. Im walking along and i see this girl just prancing around..then after bumping into her and singing how in love with her i figured out she was Elsas sister. NEW PLAN. now i have to come up with a new plan to marry one, kill them all, and then become king. seems easy. Because i already have anna in the palm of my hand. We are going to tell Elsa our plan to get married soon. Then i just have to find a way to get her away. so we get there and tell Elsa and she freaks. Then all of a sudden shes shooting ice everywhere and then ran off..well that was really easy.. don't think shes coming back anytime soon. One down, one to go. Then after a couple days, Anna wanted to go after her, so i let her. hoping she would die, she left me in charge so this is just wonderful.Then she comes back thinking i actually love her. so i throw in in a  room. Then everything went down hill. Elsa came back and then i left.

Bobert Sagert

Well since i was little i watched bob on the television...But it wasnt him i was a fan of...It was the beautiful, and Badass..... UNCLE JESSE. Bob was just a distraction to the real beauty and star of the show. All stupid danny was always cleaning. AND who is on a tv show, get a better job and stop tring to flirt with the ladies, because lets face it bob... you do have it. Now uncle jesse on the other hand, got himself a hot lady which is a tv host with you so stop. Unccle jesse  is the real star. Bye Saget.

dean and sam are bae

well let me just say i look foward to watching the hunks EVERY SINGLE DAY. like everyday i look foward to watching them kill demons and sing songs and just be beautiful <3. Like im dying to go home everyday just to watch them. IM IN LOVE WITH THEM OMG. the only reason theyre doing this job is to keep me safe because they love me. right now im watching themm on the netflix. so im never going to run out of them..hopefully because that will be the worst day ever but i know i will get more eventually.... but if i ever go a day without... i have withdraws and i feel as if im in the cage with Lucifer and Micheal. DEAN AND SAM ARE SEEXY. and that will conclude my blog

Illuminati

I really dont think i know much about stuff. but when i get interested in learning about something i do a ton of research. Like because i researched extensions for the longest time because i wanted long beautiful hair. I also look up a ton of stuff about piercings. Just because i want so many so i know about the various ones and also how to clean all the ones i do have. But there is just one thing that tops everything else. THE ILLUMINATI.  One night somebody told me a little bit about the Illuminati and i just kinda became obsessed. LIKE EVERYONE PLEASE BE SAFE BECAUSE WILL ALL DIE SOON OBAMA IS THE ANTI CHRIST (some people think) bUT WHEN THEYRE READY TO KILL ALL OF US THEYRE GOING TO PUT US INTO GAS CHAMBERS AND KILL US ALL. BUT ANYWAYS.. THEY WILL PROBABLY DELETE THIS BECAUSE I LET OUT THEIR SECRET SO BE SAFE...DONT GO UNDER THE COLORADO AIRPORT

IM A HAZARD TO MYSELF

The flaw i have is that im just really hard on my self. When ever at work or school, or softball. im just always hard on myself. Whenever im at work and i do something wrong or mess up or dont know something, i feel stupid i get down on myself because i should know better i should know what to do. and then i just dont want to do anything because i always feel like im going to mess up again, which brings me into geting down on myself when i do something wrong in softball. when i make a bad throw or strike out, or just do something im not suppose to i get angry and feel like i cant do anything right. and in school i feel like i dont know anything. an dim just a dissapouintment.

This year is killing be already

well you see. i love being back in school, because i just honestly have no life so im pretty glad to be back and see my friends i didnt see over the summer. but i could also use another week, maybe if we had every other week off school it would be fine and i wouldnt hate everything. I need a break like all the time. id have to say my most challenging class would be p.e. well for the first couple days it was fine and THEN, just wait.. AND THEN... HE MAKES ME RUN TO THE STOP SIGN AND BACK.. like no can you not? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. i don't exercise. i really dont think i can handle it :( thats honestly the only class i dont like. i really like US History is think its interesting to learn about and there hasnt been much work to do so that makes me happy.(: UNLIKE HUDSON WHO GAVE A PACKET. its okay tho... not really :( but im really looking foward to co-op because i get to leave early. but what sucks about that is that i dont get free lunch</3  i just want to pass this year, and im looking forward to graduating.