im a spy

im in class. the bell rings. I dont go to my locker. i go to pe. then when the bell rings after that class i yet again dont go to my locker but i go to my history class, then when that class is over i go straight to senior seminar. But that is when my day is over so then i go to my locker. i open it up and see an envelope and read that i have secret mission. they hardest mission possible EVER...getting gwen a but... But i WILL do  it. so i go to walmart and get a butt pad. BOOM